[cobalt-users] OT: WAY OT but funny as hell.

["Charles Williams" <hosting.mailing.list.account@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hey guys,

Just to give you a tickle.  If you haven't seen it already it is really
worth checking out.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/0111/microsoft_settlement.shtml

chuck

Chuck's Top 10 Things to Remember and Think about!
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10. Please return stewardess to original upright position.
9. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
8. Never date someone because you're too lazy to commit suicide.
7. It is not the fall that kills you.  it's the sudden stop at the end.
6. You can't have everything.  Where would you put it all?
5. " Real Windows Performance", on the next "In Search Of".
4. 2 rules to success in life. 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
3. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?
2. 9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.
1. Always borrow money from a pesimist.  They never expect it back anyway.

That's it!  NO MORE! JEEZ! GET BACK TO WORK!