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Re: [cobalt-users] Cobalt Quick Info!



"Carrie Bartkowiak" <ravencarrie@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> As long as we're advertising, I pop out babies pretty well.

Oh my.  If this is a revenue generating service of yours I advise consulting
an attorney.  <grin>

> I can also be called upon for a heavy-handed opinion on damn near
> anything - especially political/current events, should you suddenly
> lose your grasp on the real world, feel "beat down by da man", and
> need a nice dose of Atilla The Hunette reality.

I'm curious on your opinion concerning the US Supreme Court's ruling in
favor of golfer Casey Martin.  I find the case to be extremely interesting
topic for debate, though it wouldn't be appropriate to discuss on a Cobalt
list.

> Hubby says that if I am advertising, I should include "nice ass". He's
> biased, though.

So your personal ad might read:

Opinionated warrior/conversationalist, nice ass.  Hobbies include
procreation and tinkering with blue shiny boxes.  Seeking friend, possible
adulterous affair, more blue shiny boxes.

> *wide evil grin*

I'm glad this thread might die before spawning dozens of "me too"
advertisements.  I'm often tempted by the urge to yell "Hey, I offer that
service too!", but then I smack myself and remind myself that's not the
image I want to present and "Damn, it stings when you smack yourself,
Steve!".

--
Steve Werby
President, Befriend Internet Services LLC
http://www.befriend.com/