[OT] Re: [cobalt-users] Free RaQ 4 servers from E.FreeServers

["Jeffery L. JT Vogt" <lfm@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

>Some quotes:
>
>   "Outlook is a massive flaming horrid blatant security violation, that
>    also happens to be a mail reader."                                   

Shimi,

I'm sure my colleague Frang would be happy to know his quote's made it
this far into the net, but it might be nice to attribute it to him.  The
above quote is courtesy of "Frang of FurryMuck".

> Windows: "Where do you want to go today?"
>   Linux: "Where do you want to go tomorrow?"
>     BSD: "Are you guys coming or what?"

And this one (above) is courtesy of Robbert Hamburg.

A couple of others I've used recently as well:

  "I keep hoping someone names a terminal and painfull brain disease
   after Mr. Gates."
                                          - Frang (FurryMuck)

  "I tried to be completely rational for awhile and all I did was end up
   rationalizing things."
                                          - Bill Kieffer

  "What luck for the rulers that men do not think."
                                          - Adolf Hitler

[Ed: This last one caused alot of controversy around here (Wisconsin)
     when a state legislator put it on his website to highlight what
     happens (c.f. the quote's author) when men do not think.  Too 
     bad some people couldn't see the irony.]

  "Not everything that can be counted, counts, and not everything that
   counts can be counted."
                                          - Albert Einstein

[Ed: I put the last one in my .sig during the recent US election
     "controversy".]

  "I saw a large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'GUESS' on it. I
   said, 'Thyroid problem?"
                                          - Arnold Schwarzenegger

  (On going to war over religion) "You're basically killing each other to
  see who's got the better imaginary friend."
                                          - Yassir Arrafat (PLO leader)

  "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a
   twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals
   out there.    Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are
   on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"
                                          - Jason Alexander (George on
                                            Seinfeld)

-Arf, JT
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