RE: [cobalt-users] Way off topic mood lightener

[Rodolfo Paiz <rpaiz@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> I didn't know George W. was a server admin.

Not to pick on Dubya, but since we're on the subject (even if off-topic)
I'll pass along something I got today...

George at Dinner
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George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration dinner at a fancy
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take
their order, and she is GORGEOUS.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the
heart-healthy salad." "Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush
she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?"

Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken aback, the waitress slaps him
and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were
bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles
and morality.

I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche'."
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Rodolfo J. Paiz
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