RE: [cobalt-users] billing software?

[baltimoremd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

On Mon, 16 Jul 2001, Colin J. Raven wrote:

> 
> > > Its been quite a while since i was last subscribed to the Cobalt 
> > > mailing list. 
> > 
> > So, you came back just to spam the list?
> 
> <breathless from laughter>
> <trademark>Pithy, succinct, precise, wry.</trademark> 
> Gee Thom, you really zoomed in for the jugular there.

Well, to make it funnier..I am looking for billing software...I have tried
one of the paid ones, which isn't ready for prime time, and one of the
open source deals which is real close.

So, I see the spam...but decide to look anyway...And discover you have to
crawl a bit on the guy's page to get the price...and then it all comes
back to me that he's spammed the webhostingtalk site..and lots of folks
took him to task for a special that ain't a special.

Anyway, by now I'm so GDPO('nother entry from Dom) that I've wasted the
time I thought a short "thank you for your spam" post would be
appropriate.

But, I saved the message...I'm collecting spam so that I can put up a spam
letter on one of my sites...you know, the kind of thing that everyone
wants....

Find your long lost penis enlargement herbs in mexico that you
can order without a prescription that guarantees you a downline of 10000
folks who have sent out 35 emails each with your name at the top that has
a subject line of "We've found your missing relative" with a link to your
sample website that specializes in geriatric sex on farm machinery with
enhanced audio and special software that captures any and all credit card
information that has ever been entered on your computer and sends email to
10 billion verified addesses that's guarenteed never to be traceable to 
your real email address through the special software that you get for free 
with this offer and only pay $949 for shipping that will arrive in your 
mailbox in a plain brown wrapper.

Thom

ps, I am working on a universal disclaimer that anyone in the web hosting
business can use...it is at the very least as clear as the message above.

baltimoremd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx             Thom LaCosta K3HRN Webmaster